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“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one, you know, I’d just do…things.” (c)

Just another weird old lady next door...
Addicted to red wine and writing, so consider yourself warned.
Feel free to message me whenever you like, I don't bite.
rayscho asked: After you receive this you have to share five random facts about yourself and then send it to ten of your favourite followers :))

Aww another one! Thank you <3

1. I have motherly feelings towards people that I fall in love with, but I don’t have them for real kids, I don’t have kids as well and won’t have any in the future. But in relationships I’m the biggest mama bear.
2. I often fall in love with ‘broken’ people, aka someone who’s completely lost in their own mind and insanity. I don’t know why, but they’re very special.
3. Wolf is my spiritual animal, when I was a little girl I wanted to be leader of wolves pack xD
4. I’m hot-headed and heavy-handed, however most of the time I don’t mean it.
5. My biggest fears are train stations and long-distance buses. If I see nightmares in the night one of those two would be there almost every time. However I love airports and cars.

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Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

♥ Replie ♥

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greenplumbboblover asked: After you receive this you have to share five random facts about yourself and then send it to ten of your favorite followers.

Aww thank you <3 I love these things!

1. I miss someone right now and it’s driving me insane.
2. I’m asexual bi-romantic a.k.a. I don’t do the whole sex thing, but I can be a cuddle buddy.
3. I do not wear mini-skirts, tank-tops and anything that expose too much flesh even tho’ I’m perfectly confident with my body, I guess it just doesn’t suit my views on life.
4. I have an alcohol drink every single day, usually way more than one. I can’t function properly when I’m sober.
5. I love spiders, I would never kill a spider! And they love me back, cuz no matter where I live there always spiders. Probably because I never ruin their webs too. Also I can play with them like with yo-yo and scare the crap out of random guests.

Dis-moi mon autre, dis-moi schizophrénie
Deviens mon cœur, deviens mélancolie
Et dans la solitude de mes nuits
Deviens moi, deviens toi, sois moi, be me…

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♥ Replie ♥

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Only I could manage to stumble and fall on completely flat parking lot while being absolutely sober >.< My knees are a giant bloody mess now and I feel bad for my buddy who was with me, cuz I been howling for literally an hour, after what he came to conclusion that his 5 year old cranky niece is a very sweet an angelic creature compared to me, who’s about 7 times older. xD So yeah, fun times…gonna go drink wine and play sims, cuz what else would you do at 6 am? xD

♥ Replie ♥

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Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me 
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me 
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me 
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me 

"You didn’t answer my question…"

"I’m not sure if I really know the answer. Derby never tells me anything."

"And yet you mention it… Look, I’m doing this research for you and Derby now, I have to know."

"Derby said that her blood changes me, that’s all I can tell you."

"Changes… But… how’s that even possible? No one’s able to become one of their kind, absolute immortality is not a thing you can gain, is it?"

"I’ve gotta go…"

"Wait! You got me wrong, I didn’t mean to…"

"It’s ok, but I really gotta go…"

"So, where do we go from here?"

"You’re not going anywhere, unless you want finish your life as another recipe in Joe’s cookbook."

"Are you threatening me or flirting with me right now?"

"Is there a difference?"

"You’re so weird… But we’re fine then?"

"I never said that there was a problem. You can love me if it makes you feel better, or you can pretend that it’s me you’re after, not that power I’ve got."

"What are you talking about?"

"Don’t pretend that you don’t know, I’m sure Derby told you. However I don’t know if I believe her, but that’s fine if you do…"

"C’mon, Rio, I don’t play this kind of games. If you gotta tell something to me, then go ahead and say it."

"You know, I had plenty of time to think this week… Damn, I never thought that I would be the one to say this kind of crap, but I can’t help it. I never loved a woman for real, I hardly ever respected one, but you’re different. You not like any other girl I ever met before…"

"A girl? Who are you trying to fool? I used to be a girl about three hundreds years ago, but now I look almost as old as Derby."

"You look great! And this is not just about the way you look…there’s something special about you."

"I’m your boss’s girlfriend, that what’s so special about me. I’m unapproachable to you, so you make yourself believe that you’re in love with me.

"It’s not like that! What’s your problem? Why do you never believe anything anyone says to you!?"

"Because I don’t want to. I love you as a friend, I like you as a lover, but I’ll never love you the way you want me to. However you don’t love me too."

"I think I just told you the opposite."

"You don’t love me, you love someone you think I am. I’m not some kind of princess, who needs to be saved from a scary beast, I’m just messed up."

"I’m not taking back my words, you’re special indeed, even for saying what you’ve just said."

"If special is a different way to say crazy, then you probably right…"

"I thought you won’t show up! I didn’t hear from you in almost a week, did you get my voicemails? I started to worry…"

"I’m sorry, things been a bit crazy with moving to a new house."

"New house? Let me guess, previous mansion wasn’t cool enough for your Mrs. ‘I wanna rule the world’, huh?"

"Not really… Actually this is an old house, we used to live there long time ago, but it burnt down during our first break up… Well, I burnt it down, accidentally…"

"You really might have some super powers! Burn down Derby’s house and get away with it, I’m impressed."

"I told you many times, I have no reason to be afraid, she’ll never hurt me, I’m her weakness. Powerful people rarely love someone, but when they do, they really mean it."

"And what about you?"

"What about me?"

"Do you really love her?"

"Of course I do, I love them both. Sometimes I think that it’s much more than love, but apparently people never came up with better term for such kind of feelings. But… Why are you asking?"

"It’s just… nevermind, it’s nothing important."